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Wednesday, September 8, 2010

VIOLENCIA DOMESTICA - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE












VIOLENCIA DOMESTICA
Este fin conocí a una señora de unos 65 años en una fiesta, tenia dos semanas de haberse divorciado por VIOLENCIA DOMESTICA. Después de unos traguitos, se puso sentimental. Empezó a llorar y vi como le empezaron a escurrir los mocos lentamente. De repente se agarra de mi hombro embarrándome todos los mocos. Después se puso hacer como que boxeaba en el aire y me decía “ YO NO QUERIA DIVORCIARME, JAMAS, PERO ESTABAN DURO LOS CHINGAZOS.” Yo solo pensaba pobre mujer, mientras me babeaba todo. No sabia que decir y lo único que se me ocurrió en esos momentos fue “QUE BUENO QUE YA TE SEPARASTE, ASI NO TE VAN A PEGAR JAMAS.” Y me dice su hermana que estaba escuchando toda la platica, “MIJITO, SI CONOCIERAS A SU EX, ESTA BIEN TONTO, ERA ELLA LA QUE LE PEGABA ” Me quede sacado de onda, y le pregunte,“ENTONCES TU LE PEGABAS A EL, NO EL A TI.” Y me contesto, “SIMON, Y NADA MAS QUE LO VUELVA A VER LE VOY A PEGAR OTRA CHINGA POR LLORON.”

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
This weekend I met a lady of about 65 years at a party. She had divorced for DOMESTIC VIOLENCE two weeks ago. After a few drinks, she got sentimental. She began to cry and I saw how her mucus began to drain slowly from her nose. Suddenly she grabbed my shoulder leaving all her buggers on my shirt. Then she began boxing in the air and said "I DIDN’T WANT TO DIVORCE, BUT THE PUNCHES WERE HARD." I just thought, poor woman, while she slobbered all over me. I didn’t know what to say and all I could think was "THAT’S GOOD THAT YOU GOT DIVORCED SO HE WON’T HIT YOU AGAIN. Her sister who had been listening to all the conversation said, I WHISH YOU COULD MEET HER EX HUSBAND, HIS VERY DUMB, SHE WAS THE ONE THAT BEAT HIM.” I was thrown off by that, and I asked her, "SO IT WAS YOU WHO BEAT HIM, NOT HIM WHO BEAT YOU? "And she replied," THAT’S RIGHT, AND WHEN I SEE HIM AGAIN I WILL KICK HIS ASS AGAIN FOR BEING SUCH A CRY BABY.”

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