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Sunday, February 7, 2010

PRE-SUPER BOWL PARTY - Saturday 6, 2010 - 6:00 am.

The sun began to rise at 6:00 am, at the same time as the VOMIT of the cheeks of a DRUK DUDE who had eaten a ZARANDIADIO FISH with a THIRTY PACK OF BEER during the party. We began to see how the DRUK DUDE was beginning to inflate the cheeks, tighten his lips, swallowed everything not letting anything out. At 6:02 he once again inflated his cheeks for the third time, but this time with more force. He suddenly got up as a spring, tried to open the sliding glass door to leave the house, as hard as he pulled the door, he could not open it. Then he ran to the bathroom making strange noises leaving little traces of the ZARANDEADO FISH throughout the isle. The DRUK DUDE grabbed the doorknob of the bathroom door with force, but before the makes it to the TOILET, he lets everything go, just like THE EXORCIST. Immediately we heard a FEMALE VOICE that happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, "YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE,"as she cleaned herself. After he vomited the DRUK DUDE lightened up and wanted to keep drinking.

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